Patrick is a dark wizard who followed Denath to Uzer in order to summon the demon Agrith Naar, believing that by doing so he will be rewarded with fabulous riches. He planned on getting himself a dragon longsword, 1,000,000 runite ores, and a small piece of coloured paper to put on his head. He was one of the few wizards to survive Agrith Naar's betrayal, appearing to be more upset at the prospect of earning his wealth rather than the deaths of his fellows.
- The small piece of coloured paper Patrick mentions is a partyhat, a highly valued rare item worth 2147483647 coins.
- ^ Patrick, "Shadow of the Storm", RuneScape. "Agrith-Naar is going to make us all sooo rich!"
- ^ Patrick, "Shadow of the Storm", RuneScape. "Yeah! I'm going to get myself a dragon longsword! And a million rune ores! And a small piece of coloured paper to put on my head!"
- ^ Patrick, "Shadow of the Storm", RuneScape. "So Agrith-Naar was never going to do anything for us. I suppose I'll have to make my fortune the hard way!"