Mister Please No Don't Eat Me

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Mister Please No Don't Eat Me is one of the trolls Ug mentions in Postbag from the Hedge issue 25 as an example of trolls the reader may not have heard of, alongside Himself and Grey Rocky thing What Looked Like A Rock But Not A Rock.

Ug notes in the Postbag that when trolls do not know what the thing they are is called, they take the name from the sound it made. Therefore, it can be extrapolated that Mister Please No Don't Eat Me's name derives from the last words of whatever entity he ate as a child.[1]

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  1. ^ Jagex. Postbag 25 - "Transcript:The trouble with trolls", 1, by Ug. RuneScape Postbags from the Hedge.