Khazard Guard (drunk)

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Not to be confused with Khazard Guard (bar).
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Two drunken Khazard Guards can be found in Fight Arena Bar, near the Fight Arena. One of them demands to have the finest wines available to humanity, and the other sings a song about wanting to sleep.

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  • One of drunk Khazard Guards references the 1987 British black comedy film Withnail and I with the line "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!", a famous quote directly from the film.
  • The other Khazard Guard references the song Show Me the Way to Go Home written in 1925 and since performed by various artists, with the lines "Shoooow mee the waaay to go home!" and "I'm tired and I wanna go to bed." directly from its lyrics.