Dialogue for Juna
After completing the Tears of Guthix quest, players have the option to collect tears once a week. To do so, players must first tell Juna a story of their travels and adventures. Each story can be linked to a quest done in the past.
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Note that these dialogues can be story or non-story related. Story-related dialogues are listed under the List of stories section, while the ones below are for dialogues not related to the stories.
During Death to the Dorgeshuun[edit | edit source]
During Tears of Guthix[edit | edit source]
After Tears of Guthix[edit | edit source]
- Juna: Tell me... a story...
- Player: Okay...
- You tell Juna some stories of your adventures.
- See the "Lists of Stories" section)
- If the player can go in:
- Juna: Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time.
- Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.
- If the player cannot go in due to various reasons:
- Juna: Your stories have entertained me. But I will not permit any adventurer to access the tears more than once a week. Come back in # days.
- Juna: (If Clan Avatar is summoned) Your stories have entertained me, but the creation of Armadyl that follows you will not enter my cave. Dismiss it and return to me.
- If the player is eligible to make an ornate bowl and has talked to Juna about it:
- How do I make the improved bowl?
- A story?
- Player: A story?
- Juna: I have been waiting here for three thousand years, guarding the Tears of Guthix. I serve my master faithfully, but I am bored.
- Juna: An adventurer such as yourself must have many tales to tell. If you can entertain me, I will let you in the cave for a time.
- Juna: The more I enjoy your story, the more time I will give you in the cave.
- Juna: Then you can drink the power of balance, which will make you stronger in whatever area you are weakest.
- Player: Okay... (see the top)
- Player: Not now.
- Player: What are the Tears of Guthix?
- Juna: The Third Age of the world was a time of great conflict, of destruction never seen before or since, when all the gods save Guthix warred for control.
- Juna: The colossal wyrms, of whom today's dragons are a pale reflection, turned all the sky to fire, while on the ground armies of foot soldiers - goblins and trolls and humans - filled the valleys and plains with blood.
- Juna: In the time the noise of the conflict woke Guthix from His deep slumber, and He rose and stood in the centre of the battlefield so the splendour of His wrath filled the world, and He called for the conflict to cease!
- Juna: Silence fell, for the gods knew that none could challenge the power of the mighty Guthix; for His power is that of nature itself, to which all other things are subject, in the end.
- Juna: Guthix reclaimed that which had been stolen from Him, and went back underground to His sleep and continue to draw the world's power into Himself.
- Juna: But on His way into the depths of the earth He sat and rested in this cave; and, thinking of the battle-scarred desert that now streched from one side of His world to the other, He wept.
- Juna: And so great was His sorrow, and so great was His life-giving power, that the rocks themselves began to weep with Him.
- Juna: Later, Guthix noticed that the rocks continued to weep, and that their tears was infused with a small part of His power.
- Juna: So He set me, His servant, to guard the cave, and He entrusted me the task of judging who was and was not worthy to access the tears.
- Player: Okay... (see the top)
- Not now.
- Player: Not now.
- You tell me a story.
- Player: You tell me a story.
- Player: Tell me about the Tears of Guthix. (see above)
- Player: Tell me a new story.
- Juna: I will tell you the story of the light-creatures.
- Juna: Myriad and beautiful were the creatures and civilizations of the early ages of the world. Gielinor was a work of art, shaped lovingly over the millennia by the creative mind of Guthix.
- Juna: Only the sturdiest races survived the God Wars, and even then by only abandoning their high culture and gearing the societies towards war. Of the more delicate races there is now no trace, and almost no memory.
- Juna: One such race had bodies as fragile as snowflakes, yet they built crystal cities that stood for a thousand years.
- Juna: The wind would whisper through the spires and fill them with street harmonies, and the rising sun would shine through the precious gems that studded the towers and create inter players of light as if rainbows were dancing.
- Juna: Indeed, so marvellous was this light-show at it's height that the patterns of light themselves became alive, and the great flocks of luminous creatures rode along the gem-cast beams, each drawn to its own colour.
- Juna: The creatures you see floating in this chasam are the last sorry remnants of that age. I do not know how they made their way here and survived to this time, but I am grateful for their company.
- Player: Tell me a new story.
- Juna: Not after the start of my vigil a party of goblins happened on my cave. They were the ugly brutes of the gods' armies, but their armour bore a faded patch where the symbol of a god had been removed.
- Juna: They looked around hesitantly, squinting in the light of crude torches, but as soon as they saw me they raised their spears and charged.
- Juna: No one may access the Tears of Guthix by force. I sent them tumbling into the chasm.
- Juna: Two hundred years later, another goblin found me. This one was unarmed, and although she was very wary I succeeded in engaging her in conversation.
- Juna: Since then I have had many more visits from the descendants of those lost warriors, and over the centuries I have seen them change.
- Juna: They have become timid rather than aggressive, and I have seen the light of intelligence grow in their bulging eyes.
- Juna: Their stories are repetitive and grim, of scraping a living out of the harsh rock through ingenuity and toil shaping it into a home.
- Juna: I have followed the progress of their race, but their individual stories hold little interest for me.
During the ornate bowl upgrade[edit | edit source]
- Juna: Tell me a...wait one moment.
- Player: What's the matter?
- Juna: I feel that you possess great skill; great enough to gain the full power of the tears.
- Juna: If you return across the chasm to the rocks you should be able to mine another piece of stone. Use your great skill to make a more ornate bowl. The pattern will come to you as you work. Bring the bowl to me, and you can use it to collect the tears to gain the full power they hold. Now, tell me...a story...
- Select an option
- Leave to make the bowl.
- Juna: Very well. Return soon...
- Keep talking.
- Leave to make the bowl.
After collecting to bowl[edit | edit source]
- Juna: You have the bowl for me?
- Player: I have it here.
- Player has ornate bowl removed from them.
- Juna: Very good. With this larger bowl you will gain ever greater benefit from the tears. I will keep this bowl with me, and you may use it from now on to drink deeply of the tears. Now, tell me a story...
- (Continues above.)
After The World Wakes[edit | edit source]
- Player: I would like to talk about Guthix's death.
- Juna: I cannot say it is something I wish to think about.
- Player: Sorry Juna, but we cannot ignore it. I just wanted to ask some questions.
- Player: I'd like some advice about being a Guardian of Guthix.
- Juna:Guthix chose you as a Guardian because he could already see it in you.
- Juna: You were chosen to be one of us because you showed not only a great talent, but also an understanding of balance, and the potential to be much more.
- Juna: With Guthix's death, and the knowledge he imparted to you, he clearly intends us to become an army against the young gods.
- Juna: You should think on what he told you; remember his intentions when giving you his power. He wants you to lead the defence of this world.
- Player: Surely the other Guardians can help? Where did they go?
- Juna: Of course. We will be by your side whenever you need us, but in the mean time we must all continue our previous duties. I cannot leave thes caves unattended, Death cannot abandon his role... Guthix may be gone, but that does not mean we should abandon our posts.
- Player: What do you think will happen now?
- Juna: We have already seen it begin. Saradomin has already returned.
- Juna: The others will come. Nothing has changed, Player, they will be as determined and greedy as they were thousands of years ago.
- Juna: We are on the brink of another God Wars. If we do not act, the world will be ravaged. Guthix is not here to stop them, this time. It is up to us.
- Player: How are you feeling?
- Juna: It is very difficult to speak about. I can't believe...
- Juna: I'm sorry, I'm not ready to discuss this with anyone. It's too painful.
- Player: I'd like some advice about being a Guardian of Guthix.
After The Bird and the Beast[edit | edit source]
- Player: I would like to talk about Guthix's death.
- Juna: I cannot say it is something I wish to think about.
- Player: Sorry Juna, but we cannot ignore it. I just wanted to ask some questions.
- Player: What do you think will happen now?
- Juna: We have already seen it begin. Saradomin and Zamorak have already returned. Armadyl and Bandos have clashed, and the new God War has claimed its first divine victim.
- Juna: More yet will come. Nothing has changed, player. They will be as determined and greedy as they were thousands of years ago.
- Player: What do you think will happen now?
List of stories[edit | edit source]
|Quest||Story ending||Juna's reply|
|All Fired Up||"...And that was how I learned to maintain King Roald's watchtower beacons."|
|Animal Magnetism||"...and so the attractor works using an undead chicken and a magnet."||"How odd."|
|Another Slice of H.A.M.||"...so I rescued Zanik from Sigmund and the railway was opened."||(Before The Chosen Commander)
(After The Chosen Commander) "She lived, only to rebel against her destiny. It would have been better if she had died."
|As a First Resort||"...So now the Oo'glog spa is open!"|
|Back to my Roots||"...So I defeated the wild vine and learned how to care for my own Jade Vine."||"The care of nature is important, but wild plants are creatures of Guthix just as much as cultivated ones."|
|Back to the Freezer||"...And I stopped the Penguins from sending Gielinor into an Ice Age."||"A truly mammoth feat! Those penguins could one day become more powerful than we could possibly imagine!"|
|Bar Crawl (miniquest)||"I completed my bar crawl card and earned access to the Barbarian Outpost agility course."|
|Beneath Cursed Tides||"I discovered the true fate of Tutorial Island and helped break the curse that had been put upon the tutors."|
|Benedict's World Tour||"I visited all the locations in Benedict Encumberyak's scrapbook."|
|Between a Rock...||"...I had to be shot out of a cannon into a rock! But, finally, I banished the spirit of the rock and Dondakan could mine his gold."|
|Big Chompy Bird Hunting||"...poor Rantz was so clumsy he couldn't shoot anything, but I managed to kill the Chompy bird."|
|Biohazard||"...it turned out there was no plague after all!"||"Deception of the people by their rulers is a terrible thing."|
|Birthright of the Dwarves||"...and that was how we finally defeated the Red Axe."||"The spectre of chaos dwarves has loomed over all dwarves since the Third Age. I am glad you stopped those who sought to create more of those abominations."|
|Black Knights' Fortress (Removed)||"...in the end the Black Knights were defeated by a cabbage!"||"One should never underestimate the vegetables of Guthix."|
|The Blood Pact||"...so I rescued the prisoner, but the last cultist's death completed the ritual. Dragith Nurn's tomb broke open to reveal a staircase to the lower level of the catacombs."|
|Blood Runs Deep||"After sealing away the dagganoth mother, we held a funeral for Prince Brand and Princess Astrid."||"Death is a natural part of life. Celebrate it that as much mourn it."|
|Boric's Task I||"I completed another Mining task for Boric."|
|Boric's Task II||"I completed another Mining task for Boric."|
|Boric's Task III||"I completed another Mining task for Boric."|
|The Branches of Darkmeyer||"...and, when I went back to Veliaf, he said I'd just put the Myreque in more danger."||
"We do not yet know what will happen due to your actions. You had good intentions and therefore, good may still come of it."
|Bringing Home the Bacon||"...and that is how I managed to help preserve the pig population."||"Such a balance would be pleasing Guthix. I cannot help but wonder what happened to those bacon addicts, through. I hope they too found balance."|
|The Brink of Extinction||"...And so the TzHaar declared me their great champion. After I beat TokHaar-Hok into submission, he withdrew to the Elder Kiln to recover."||"It saddens me that the TokHaar would resort to an act of genocide to purify their ancient race. You have established a precarious balance between the TokHaar and their TzHaar brethren."|
|Broken Home||"...and that's how I broke the curse on Senecianus and put the ghost of Ormod Gulvas to rest."||"A tale of madness and troubled men. How very sad. I am relieved you've restored balance to the world, hero."|
|Buyers and Cellars||"With stealth and misdirection, I secured the funds to get the Thieves' Guild of Lumbridge up and running."|
|Cabin Fever||"...so I holed the enemy ship with another cannon shot, and the Adventurous sailed triumphantly into Mos Le'Harmless!"|
|Call of the Ancestors||"I discovered a truly ancient Goebie, and helped three young goebs harness the powers of Mazcab."|
|Carnillean Rising||"...so Philipe Carnilean now travels the world, seeking out adventure!"||"A worthy career, indeed. It is good that the boy has taken charge of his own life instead of living in his parents' shadow."|
|Catapult Construction||"...And that was how I repaired the catapult in the Tyras camp."||"Catapults are terrible devices. They move rocks from their proper Guthix-assigned positions."|
|Chef's Assistant||"I followed the Head Chef's instructions and learned how to make cheesecake."|
|Children of Mah||"...And that is how Mah came to pass and the mahjarrat were freed from their rituals."||"A grand tale! I only hope that they will treat Gielinor with respect now that they are free of their curse."|
|The Chosen Commander||"...so Zanik and I defeated the Bandos Avatar!"||"I know what happened. Your actions were an affront to the authority of the gods. You may redeem yourself in the eyes of Guthix, but Zanik is no longer welcome here."|
|Clock Tower||"...so, it was I who repaired the clock tower."|
|A Clockwork Syringe||"...and then I sank the fleet of zomboats, and protected Mos Le'Harmless from Annihilation."||"Undead pirates enhanced by machinery? If ever a more abominable affront to balance existed.."|
|Cold War||"...It was a close call, but I managed to discover the penguins' plans and escape from their base."||"Penguins? Those creatures are not to be underestimated."|
|Contact!||"...And when I emerged from the temple I found the place hugely changed. The deserted food stalls and empty streets were replaced with a healthy city filled with life, colour and commerce."|
|Cook's Assistant||"...And, in the end, I found all the ingredients, so the Duke of Lumbridge had a birthday cake after all."||"Ah, a happy ending. It would not be good for such an anniversary to go unmarked."|
|Creature of Fenkenstrain||"...But in the end I stopped Fenkenstrain from continuing his horrible experiments."|
|Crocodile Tears||"...so I kept telling her no, and she spat up her corruption in the form of a crocodile demon, which I dealt with."||"Restoring Crondis is but a tilt of the scales in bringing balance to the desert. Still, it is a tilt in the right direction."|
|The Curse of Arrav||"...And so I escaped with the heart of Arrav."||"This separation of heart from man is not natural. It is good you are looking to resolve such matters."|
|Curse of the Black Stone||I defeated the Ambassador and saved Gielinor from a horrific hidden presence.|
|The Curse of Zaros||"I communed with six spirits, and learned more of an ancient entity whose name I probably shouldn't speak aloud. I also acquired ghostly robes."|
|Damage Control||"I salvaged materials from the island of Goshima to repair the Sarim's Revenge."|
|The Darkness of Hallowvale||"...I gave Safalaan the book on haemalchemy, and he recommended me for a position in the Myreque."||"I'm sure you will have many more adventures on behalf of the Myreque. Then, perhaps, you will have even more stories to tell me."|
|Deadliest Catch||"...and we returned to the Fishing Guild where Jones set up shop selling his own Miracle Thalassus Protection Cream."||"It's a small blessing that the creature can continue to exist."|
|Dealing with Scabaras||"...And that was how I dealt with the High Priest of Scabaras."||"The desert gods are strange, but you must be sure to pay them the proper respect."|
|The Death of Chivalry||"...Saradomin brought Sir Owen back to life, but the resurrected knight's sword arm was corrupted and skeletal."||" I hope now you appreciate the power the gods seek to wield, at any cost."|
|Death Plateau||"...So, from then on, the Imperial Guard was able to access Death Plateau safely and take the trolls by surprise."|
|Death to the Dorgeshuun||"...Sigmund escaped again, but Zanik and I destroyed the machine and Dorgesh-Kaan was saved!"||(Before The Chosen Commander) "Zanik still has her destiny to fulfil, and I have a feeling you will have a part in that."
(After The Chosen Commander) "Saved, only to later rebel against its rightful ruler. But that is all past now."
|Defender of Varrock||"...The Shield of Arrav glowed with lightning, and Dimintheis used it to defeat the zombie army."|
|Demon Slayer||"...so I destroyed the demon Delrith and saved Varrock!"||"I remember Delrith. A most unpleasant character; I am glad he has been dispatched."|
|Desert Slayer Dungeon||"In the Pollnivneach Slayer Dungeon, I defeated a monstrous cave crawler, basilisk boss, mightiest turoth and kurask overlord."|
|Desert Treasure||"...In the pyramid I discovered a whole new set of magic spells!"||"I suggest you think about the origin of those spells. Ancient magicks are not to be toyed with."|
|Desperate Measures||"I tracked down Kerapac and foiled his plot to destroy Gielinor. He's now fallen back under Jas's control, bound to the Needle this time."|
|Desperate Times||"I may have accidentally helped a dragonkin take control of an elder artefact, endangering all life on Gielinor. Oops."|
|Devious Minds||"...it was I who accidentally brought a teleport beacon onto Entrana! But the Temple Knights are investigating, so it should be all right."|
|Diamond in the Rough||"So it turned out Lady Keli was really the desert goddess Amascut in disguise! She escaped with the heart, and left Ozan and I to defeat her bodyguards."||"It is good that the prince was safely returned home to retain the balance of peace, but the cost may prove to be high."|
|The Dig Site||"...And the examiner was very impressed that I had discovered an ancient altar of Zaros."||"Zaros? I had not heard that name for a thousand years, even before the start of my sojourn here."|
|Dimension of Disaster||"...and so I returned to Varrock, the hero of two worlds."||"Fascinating. A city of villains, in a world where Guthix still sleeps. Your tale intrigues me."|
|Dimension of Disaster: Coin of the Realm||"I opened the way to New Varrock."|
|Dimension of Disaster: Curse of Arrav||"I defeated Zemouregal in New Varrock."|
|Dimension of Disaster: Shield of Arrav||"I returned the Shield of Arrav to New Varrock museum."|
|Dimension of Disaster: Defender of Varrock||"I weakened Zemouregal's control over Arrav in New Varrock."|
|Dimension of Disaster: Demon Slayer||"I defeated the demons Delrith and Agrith Naar in New Varrock."|
|Dishonour among Thieves (siding with Zamorak)||"...and then Zamorak and I simultaneously blasted Sliske, delivering a blow that forced him to withdraw to the Shadow Realm with the Stone of Jas!"||"Another step closer to all out God Wars. Guthix would weep at the anarchy that is sweeping Gielinor, the other Guardians and I must do everything within our power to prevent it."|
|Dishonour among Thieves (neutral)||"...and after drawing power from the Stone of Jas, Zamorak blasted Sliske, forcing him to withdraw to the Shadow Realm with the stone.||"Another step closer to all out God Wars. Guthix would weep at the anarchy that is sweeping Gielinor, the other Guardians and I must do everything within our power to prevent it."|
|Dishonour among Thieves (siding with Sliske)||"...then I channeled [sic] the Stone of Jas and blasted Zamorak to save Sliske, giving him enough time to shift both of us into the Shadow Realm along with the Stone!"||"Another step closer to all out God Wars. Guthix would weep at the anarchy that is sweeping Gielinor, the other Guardians and I must do everything within our power to prevent it."|
|Do No Evil||"...and so the monkey colony prospers and Apmeken is restored."||"Restoring Apmeken is but a tilt of the scales in bringing balance to the desert. Still, it is a tilt in the right direction."|
|Doric's Task I||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task II||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task III||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task IV||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task V||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task VI||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task VII||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Task VIII||"I completed another Smithing task for Doric."|
|Doric's Quest (Removed)||"...so once I had got all the ores he wanted, Doric let me use his anvils."||"Such a small task hardly seems worthy of the term 'quest'."|
|Dragon Slayer||"...so with Elvarg the dragon dead, the master of the Champions' Guild let me in, and I was able to wear rune plate armour!"|
|Dream Mentor||"...So in the end I travelled into Cyrisus's Dreamland and defeated his fear of combat."|
|Druidic Ritual||"...so Kaqemeex taught me how to use the Herblore skill."||"A generous reward indeed."|
|Dwarf Cannon||"...and that was how I fixed the dwarf multicannon."||"So, war still rages in the world above? Will you never tire of creating machines of destruction?"|
|Eadgar's Ruse||"...Eadgar's ruse was absurd, but it worked! The trolls ate a fake human, and I got the herb for the druids' ritual."|
|Eagles' Peak||"...in the end I had to dress up as an eagle in order to get the zoo a new ferret!"||"You should not make light of your tampering with the balance of nature. Always treat the natural world with respect."|
|The Elder Kiln||"...Ga'al-Xox left without another word, I can't help but think that the memories of the dead TzHaar champion weigh heavily on his mind."||"The dead's memories are sacred. To channel them through the living is an affront to Guthix. The TzHaar should have steered clear of that kiln."|
|Elemental Workshop I||"...once I had repaired the Elemental Workshop, I was able to make an elemental shield."|
|Elemental Workshop II||"...so I instilled the power of my mind into the primed bar and smithed it into an elemental mind helm!"||"You should be careful about meddling with your own head."|
|Elemental Workshop III||"...pressing the button powered the elemental bar. I was then able to make a body body."||"Sounds like an arduous task."|
|Elemental Workshop IV||"...pressing the button powered the elemental bar. I was then able to make some chaos boots."||"This workshop sounds complex."|
|Enakhra's Lament||"...then Akthanakos and Enakhra went away to the north to continue fighting."||"A battle between two such powerful beings will take much time and unleash much energy. I hope that the natural world is not damaged in this conflict!"|
|Enlightened Journey||"...we landed the balloon in Taverley and Auguste thanked me for helping him get his idea off the ground."|
|Enter the Abyss||"I gained access to the Abyss."|
|Ernest the Chicken||"...So, once I had found all the parts for the machine, poor Ernest could be himself once more."||"That was a good deed. It is a terrible thing to be locked out of one's natural form."|
|Evil Dave's Big Day Out||"I somehow switched bodies with Evil Dave and survived enough chores and shouting from Doris to find a way to swap back."|
|Eye for an Eye||"I assisted the one-eyed inhabitants of Cyclosis, and dispatched undead Jed."|
|The Eyes of Glouphrie||"...the machine revealed that the cute creatures were actually Arposandran spies! I destroyed them, and King Narnode gave me a crystal seed that belonged to Oaknock the Engineer."|
|A Fairy Tale I - Growing Pains||"...so I defeated the tanglefoot and returned the Fairy Queen's enchanted secateurs to the Fairy Godfather."||"These fairies seem to be well-versed in the powers of nature."|
|A Fairy Tale II - Cure a Queen||"...the Fairy Queen awoke, and we realized that the Godfather had betrayed her!"||"Politics is never straightforward."|
|A Fairy Tale III - Battle at Ork's Rift||"...and as the Fairy Godfather got sucked into the rift, his power grew so immense that the rift exploded and destroyed an entire area of Zanaris. Cursed Ivory orks now roam that area, continually regrowing from the cursed farming patches!"||
"That is indeed troubling, <insert name here>."
To which you reply: "However, the Fairy Queen has now been returned to her rightful throne, and the Fairy Godfather won't be around to bother anyone again!"
To which Juna replies: "It seems you truly are a force for good, <insert name here>. Guthix himself would approve of you returning balance to the realm of Zanaris."
|Family Crest||"...So all three parts of the family crest were reunited."|
|Fate of the Gods (returning Zaros at full strength)||"...And so Zaros has returned to Gielinor at full strength, and he intends to become an elder god! "||"While his intentions may seem noble, his methods are questionable and his history tarnished. Whatever he might be, he is not Guthix."|
|Fate of the Gods (sabotaging Zaros)||"...and so Zaros has returned to Gielinor in a weakened state, but he still intends to become an elder god!||"While his intentions may seem noble, his methods are questionable and his history tarnished. Whatever he might be, he is not Guthix."|
|Father and Son||"I passed on a message to Sigli from Irwinsson and gave Irwinsson a bow created by his father.|
|The Feud||"...So despite the failure of my original task, Ali Morrisane was very happy about his nephew's fortunes."|
|Fight Arena||"...I beat General Khazard in his own arena and won the Servils their freedom!"|
|Final Destination||"I defeated Captain Cora and eased the khan of Goshima's passage to her final destination."|
|The Firemaker's Curse||"...so Char is still there, supposedly planning for Zaros's return."||"Zaros's return is not something I can look on kindly, but we must admire Char's devotion. It takes strength to stay loyal for so many centuries."|
|Fishing Contest||"...And after I had won the fishing contest, the Dwarves let me go under White Wolf Mountain."||"Fishing? A strange test of worthiness to pass through an underground tunnel!"|
|Flag Fall||"I learned how to travel to uncharted islands and claimed an island of my own."|
|Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf||"...I think I did something with a drunken dwarf, but I can't remember what."||"You must be careful not to let drink muddle your brain!"|
|Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf||"...And it turned out that Hilda had been the chaos dwarf we killed in the tower. Veldaban was devestated."||"Losing one's identity is worse than death."|
|The Fremennik Isles||"...I slew many trolls and brought the Troll King's head back to Neitiznot as a trophy."|
|The Fremennik Trials||" ...And that was how I became an honourary member of the Fremennik, and was given my Fremennik name, (player's Fremennik name)."|
|From Tiny Acorns||"I completed another caper for the Lumbridge Thieves' Guild."|
|Fur 'n Seek||"...So, I fetched all the furs the Odd Old Man wanted and he gave me a reward!"||"This Odd Old Man has some puzzling requests. I wonder about the motivations of his actions."|
|Garden of Tranquillity||"...so the garden at Varrock palace is all my work!"||"It is good that you can take time from slaying and adventuring to grow a beautiful garden."|
|The General's Shadow||"I peered into the shadow realm and encountered General Khazard. I completed his assignment and earned the shadow sword.|
|Gertrude's Cat||"...I returned Fluffs safely to Gertrude and she gave me a cat of my own!"||"Cats are one of the most mysterious creatures of Guthix. I hope you take your responsibility seriously."|
|Ghosts Ahoy||"...so the people of Port Phasmatys were finally able to rest."|
|Ghosts from the Past||"I visited the Islands That Once Were Turtles and discovered more than anyone would prefer to know about Quartermaster Gully's personal life."|
|The Giant Dwarf||"...the statue in Keldagrim was rebuilt and I witnessed a meeting of the Mining Consortium."||"I have a feeling that Keldagrim will be the setting of many great adventures for you."|
|Glorious Memories||"As soon as King Vargas had regained his human form, he set off on another adventure."|
|Goblin Diplomacy||"...and so the goblins ended up wearing the armour colour they had to start off with!"||"Poor, silly goblins! Their race had such potential; if only they could rise above their petty squabbles."|
|The Golem||"...And I had to reprogram the golem before it would believe that the demon was dead."||"I remember well the battle of Uzer."|
|Gower Quest||"...and that's how the Gowers repaired the life altar with my help and saved Behind the Scenes."||"To believe such a place exists. I wonder if perhaps I will ever have chance [sic] to visit."|
|The Grand Tree||"...Glough fled like the coward he really is, and the Grand Tree was saved!"|
|The Great Brain Robbery||"...but after the monks' brains had been restored, I had to fight an enormous abomination called Barrelchest!"||"Zombies and brain-swapping? It is good that you stopped this disrespect for nature."|
|Grim Tales||"...so I found the golden goblin and cut down the beanstalk, and that was the end of that grim tale!"|
|A Guild of Our Own||I completed another caper for the Lumbridge Thieves' Guild.|
|Gunnar's Ground||"...and the chieftain agreed to settle on the land that his ancestors had won."||"These militant Fremennik think they serve Guthix, but they serve only themselves."|
|Hand in the Sand||"...so that was how I gave Bert a hand solving the murder and returned the wizard's head, solving the riddle of the ever-full sand pits!"||"A victim dies and a murderer is punished - that is balance."|
|Harbinger||"I embarked on a voyage to the scholarly island of Tuai Leit. It didn't go entirely according to plan, and my ship was severely damaged by a mysterious new adversary."|
|Haunted Mine||"...And from the legendary crystals I cut a salve shard to fight the undead."|
|Hazeel Cult (Ceril's side)||"...that was how I foiled the cultists in their plan to resurrect Hazeel."||"The Mahjarrat are a vile race. You would do well to steer clear of them."|
|Hazeel Cult (Hazeel's side)||"...So that was how I helped return Hazeel to his followers."||"The Mahjarrat are a vile race. You would do well to steer clear of them."|
|Head of the Family||"I helped the moai of Waiko and Aminishi resolve their troubled long-distance relationship."|
|Heart of Stone||"...and as the prehistoric abyssal fell back into the portal, we learned that Xenia may have already started the elder gods re-awakening."||"I am saddened that we have lost Xenia. She was a good woman in her own way. But perhaps you were right to stop her."|
|Heartstealer||"We may not have stolen a priceless ruby, but I helped Annette steal Caelyn's heart."|
|Helping Laniakea||"I helped Laniakea find a Fugu so she could make a very potent poison."|
|Hero's Welcome||"...but in the end V is still dead, even though the [sic] Tarshak paid the price."||"The world is safer for that monster's passing. I am sure V would be proud."|
|Heroes' Quest||"...so, after I had retrieved all the items, I became a member of the Heroes' Guild!"|
|Holy Grail||"...and out of all the Knights of the Round Table, it was I who found the Holy Grail."|
|Hopespear's Will||"I buried five goblin priests for the ghost of Hopespear, laying their souls to rest."|
|Horror from the Deep||"...And that was the end of the horror from the deep!"|
|Hunt for Red Raktuber||"...and then Larry was kidnapped by the penguins and I had to swim on a polar bear to get back to the mainland."||"Those penguins are shifty characters."|
|The Hunt for Surok||"I hunted down Surok Magis in the Chaos Tunnels, and encountered a big ork."|
|Icthlarin's Little Helper||"...And, with the amulet I received, I could understand the language of cats!"||"It is a rare privilege to understand the language of those beings. You should listen carefully to all they have to say - but not believe too much of it."|
|Imp Catcher||"...took some time, but I finally got all four beads back, and Mizgog gave me my reward."||"Imps! I remember the age of great war, when armies of Zamorak's imps bloodied the ankles of the other gods' creatures."|
|Impressing the Locals||"...and so now I'm the captain of the Sarim's Revenge, with a motley crew under my command."||"Guthix visited these Wushanko Isles when he first arrived, but he did not tell me much of his time there."|
|In Aid of the Myreque||"...Veliaf was very impressed by the Rod of Ivandis, and I can use it to kill juves and the juvinates!"|
|In Memory of the Myreque||"I constructed a memorial to the Myreque."|
|In Pyre Need||"...And that was how I helped the phoenix to be reborn!"||"You have performed a service to one of the creatures of Guthix, and for that I thank you."|
|In Search of the Myreque||"...so, I suppose it was my fault that the young members of the Myreque were killed by Vanstrom."|
|The Jack of Spades||"...but it was just Ozan in disguise, and he only wanted to meet away from watchful eyes and to show me the corruption in Menaphos."||"The souls of humans are so easily corrupted, especially of those who have no friends."|
|Jed Hunter||"I hunted down and defeated Jed, and claimed vengeance for the people of Port Sarim."|
|Jungle Potion||"...and once I had gathered all the herbs, Trufitus Shakaya was able to commune with his gods."|
|Kennith's Concerns||"...And my last step was to bring Kennith his toy train."|
|Kindred Spirits||"I escaped Sliske's twisted game with the Barrows Brothers. Sadly Linza was turned into a wight in the process."|
|King of the Dwarves||"...So now Veldaban is the king of the dwarves"||"...You may have had noble motives, but you have robbed the rightful king of his throne. This action is not balanced."|
|King's Ransom||"...And after I had used the spell to free King Arthur, I disguised him as a guard so he could escape."|
|The Knight's Sword||"...that was how I found the Imcando Dwarves and got the knight a new sword."|
|Koschei's Troubles||"I discovered the mysterious origin of Koschei the Deathless."|
|Lair of Tarn Razorlor||"I defeated Tarn Razorlor and learned his secret knowledge by reading the diary in his living quarters."|
|Land of the Goblins||"...Oldak and I escaped from Yu'biusk before the portal closed, but Zanik was trapped in the box."||(Before The Chosen Commander)
(After The Chosen Commander) "Only to later return and betray the author of her destiny. I wish she had never found that box."
|Legacy of Seergaze||"...I slew a Vyrewatch, as Safalaan had asked, and took the corpse to the Paterdomus Columbarium to cremate it. In gratitude the spirit left a key which allowed me to gain access to their worldly wealth. My first prize was a blood talisman!"||"With your mind so focused on material wealth, I worry whether the intrigues overshadowing your discoveries are being properly looked into. Drakan, I fear, is a whole world of trouble for which you are ill-prepared."|
|Legends' Quest||"...and when I had completed all the tasks, I became a member of the Legends' Guild!"|
|Let Them Eat Pie||"...and in the end Rolo's food stores were given to the people of Burthorpe to enjoy."||"So the hungry become fed and the overfed became...well, empty. Guthix might not approve of the methods used, but a balance has been struck."|
|The Light Within||"I helped return the light of Seren to the world by reforging her body and soul."|
|The Lord of Vampyrium||"...so with most of the Myreque killed by Lord Drakan, Veliaf has given up hope, and Ivan has returned to Paterdomus. The Myreque are broken."||"Even in death, the Myreque light the way for the people of Morytania. Anything is lost can be found again, even hope. Stay strong, <insert name here>."|
|Lost City||"...And when I entered the door carrying the Dramen Staff, I was transported to a whole new world - a world populated by magical fairies!"|
|Lost Her Marbles||"I completed another caper for the Lumbridge Thieves' Guild."|
|The Lost Toys||"I hunted down and hugged 13 vampyre plushies hidden throughout Morytania."|
|The Lost Tribe||"...Sigmund was dismissed, and the duke and the ruler of the cave goblins signed a peace treaty."||"The Dorgueshuun goblins have been good neighbours during my vigil here. They are a timid race, but not cowardly, and I am glad they have the peace they desire."|
|Love Story||"...so the Wise Old Man and Zenevivia are living happily ever after, but they still wouldn't give me that hat!"||
"A hat is just a hat <insert name here>."
To which you reply: "Grr!"
|Lunar Diplomacy||"...so I defeated my mirror image, won the respect of the Moon Clan and persuaded them to communicate with the Fremennik."||"The Moon Clan's reliance on magic is no more balanced than the Fremennik's hatred of it."|
|Making History||"...so the outpost became a museum."||"History is the greatest story of all, and it is very good that you have helped to preserve it."|
|Mahjarrat Memories||"I helped Kharshai the Mahjarrat recover 15 memories of his kin."|
|Meeting History||"...And that was how I travelled into the past and met the first family to arrive on Gielinor."||"You have been truly blessed by Guthix. I can only dream of such an honour."|
|Merlin's Crystal||"...and when I told King Arthur that I had single-handedly freed Merlin from his crystal prison, he made me a knight of the Round Table!"|
|The Mighty Fall (sparing Zanik)||"...and then I defeated Graardor, and so Zanik became leader of the Bandosians. She led many of them away on an exodus into Yu'biusk, hoping to find either peace or death."||"I will miss Zanik. I am shamed by my condemnation of her. In the end her heroism shone through. Between you, you have neutralised the remaining Bandosian imbalance."|
|The Mighty Fall (killing Zanik)||"...and then, uh, Zanik died, and so Graardor became leader of the Bandosians. Some of them returned to Gielinor and some remained on Yu'biusk"||"I will miss Zanik. I am shamed by my condemnation of her. At least you seem to have neutralised the Bandosian imbalance. Graardor will not be much of a leader."|
|Missing My Mummy||"...So, I was able to restore the mummy enough to make sense of what she was saying."||"To have your body, spirit and shadow scattered by time must be a terrible thing. It is good that you have helped ease the mummy's torment by restoring her."|
|Missing, Presumed Death||"...and that's how Icthlarin and I saved Death. But not before Sliske could deliver his challenge: that the person to kill the most gods would receive the Stone of Jas."||"I'm glad you found Death. He is a devoted Guardian of Guthix. Alas, it seems that with Guthix gone and his edicts no longer in place, another God Wars is on the horizon."|
|Monk's Friend||"...so the monks had a drunken party to celebrate the child's birthday."||
"Mirth should not be taken to excess. These Saradominists have never understood the importance of balance."
To which you reply: "Also, although they'd brought plenty of alcohol, I never saw them getting anything for the child to drink."
|Monkey Madness||"...So I defeated the Jungle Demon and stopped the Monkeys' plot to take over Karamja."||
"I see they couldn't make a monkey out of you!"
To which you reply: "Well, actually, I was a monkey for a bit."
|Mountain Daughter||"...I was too late to save the chieftan's daughter, but at least I gave her a proper burial."||"Brief is life, but more precious if its passing is properly honoured."|
|Mourning's End Part I||"...after I had told the Head Mourner I had poisoned the city, he told me about the lost temple in the mountains that they're searching for."|
|Mourning's End Part II||"...What kind of twisted mind would come up with the light-beam puzzle in that temple?|
|Murder Mystery||"...And that's how I solved the murder of Lord Sinclair."|
|My Arm's Big Adventure||"...My Arm is still up on that rooftop, growing goutweed in his little farming patch!"||"it is good that a troll wishes to study the complex skill that is Farming."|
|Myths of the White Lands||"...I went through the snow imps' prank. Explorer Jack had no idea the 'riches' were really frozen yeti dung!"||"It is pleasant to hear that the snow imps are still up to their old tricks."|
|Nadir||"I listened to Skaldrun's saga of Moia, the half-Mahjarrat daughter of Lucien, and her descent into Daemonheim."|
|Nature Spirit||"...and that was how I helped Filliman Tarlock transform into a nature spirit."||"It is good that you helped a servant of Guthix to his rest."|
|The Needle Skips||"...and that was how I learned the secrets of the Needle and the impact on that poor family."||"Elder artefacts can be dangerous things, in more ways that[sic] the physical."|
|Nomad's Elegy||"...allowing the souls of the dead to move on without being stolen by Nomad."||"A noble goal. His false Guthix and wicked scheme brought great unbalance to the underworld."|
|Nomad's Requiem||"...And, finally, Nomad fell before me."||"Impressive...Most impressive."|
|Observatory Quest||"...and, when I had fixed the telescope, I looked through and saw the stars."||"It is long since I have seen the stars."|
|Olaf's Quest||"...It wasn't easy, but I managed to convince Olaf's family that he was a good navigator."|
|Once Upon a Slime||""I helped Peter eliminate the King Slime threat.";[sic]"|
|One Foot in the Grave||"I lent the Yanille wizards' guild another hand by finding (most of) Clarence's remaining body parts. We managed to put all but one foot in the grave, and I had to hand it to the Yanille wizards...it was quite a touching funeral."|
|One of a Kind (siding with Kerapac)||"...and after defeating the Echo of an Elder God, I encouraged Hannibus to return with Kerapac and endure stasis so that he had a chance to save his people."||"You fought the will of an Elder God and allowed the Dragonkin to experiment on the last of the Dragon Riders? I fear that there might be unforeseen repercussions <insert name here>."|
|One of a Kind (siding with Sharrigan)||"...and after defeating the Echo of an Elder God, I encouraged Hannibus to return with his people and allow himself to rest amongst his own kind."||"The Ilujanka sound like a noble species, it is a shame that they are dying out. I wonder if this is the last we'll see of them however."|
|One Piercing Note||"...and that's how I caught the Citharede Abbey murderer."||"Of course, I worked out who the murderer was half way through your story."|
|One Small Favour||"...I still can't believe how long that 'one small favour' took me!"|
|Our Man in the North||"...and now everyone knows that Osman is the rightful ruler of Menaphos, but also has been exiled from Al Kharid."||"While in some cultures blood might decree a right to rule, it rarely suggests ability or competence."|
|The Path of Glouphrie||"...The room filled up with gas and I nearly died, but Hazelmere came to my rescue."||"A truly exciting tail of failing and needing to be rescued."|
|Perils of Ice Mountain||"...So now Nurmof's pickaxe machine is powered by a windmill."||"You acted as a true servant of Guthix in this matter."|
|'Phite Club||"...and then I defeated the Pharoah [sic] and ripped off his mask, revealing the corruption beneath."||"But the problem is that the corruption didn't end at the Pharaoh..."|
|Pieces of Hate||"...and then I plugged the portal. Literally."||"Unspeakable horror lies beyond but, at least for now, you won't be having kittens."|
|Pirate's Treasure||"...And when I dug in the middle of the park in Falador, I found the pirate's treasure!"||"Such is ever the folly of pirates, to bury their loot in the ground so that another can dig it up."|
|Plague City||"...And that was how I rescued Elena from West Ardougne."|
|Plague's End||"...so at last the Dark Lord was dead, Ardougne was free of the plague, and the elves could re-grow their city!"||
"That was the end of - perhaps - your most epic adventure, <insert name here>."
"What started as the rescue of one woman took you across the mountains, and had you take part in the fates of kingdoms." "I can only admire your perseverance."
|Priest in Peril||"...but with Drezel's help I was able to purify the River Salve."|
|Prince Ali Rescue (Removed)||"...And I had to disguise Prince Ali as a woman in order to smuggle him out!"|
|The Prisoner of Glouphrie||"...and that's how Bolrie was reunited with his family."||"Bringing families back together is a noble cause; however, what you tell me of the city of Arposandra is a crime towards nature and balance, and it worries me greatly."|
|Purple Cat (miniquest)||"In exchange for helping Wendy the witch, and her best friend, Lottie, I learned how to permanently dye my pet cat purple."|
|Quiet Before the Swarm||"...and I unlocked Korasi's memories and learned what happened on the ship."||"The Void Knights walk a fine line as they seek balance."|
|Rag and Bone Man||"...I fetched all the bones the Odd Old Man wanted and he gave me a reward!"||"What could that man have wanted all those bones for? Collecting that many bones cannot be a balanced activity."|
|Rat Catchers||"...those rat-catchers are odd people, but, by the end of it, I had caught a huge number of rats all over RuneScape!"||"Rats are a highly unbalanced creature and it is right that their numbers be controlled."|
|Rebuilding Edgeville||"I assisted Mandrith in cleaning up Edgeville after it was attacked by the dragonkin."|
|Recipe for Disaster||"...after I had freed all the dinner guests, I was finally able to face the Culinaromancer and put an end to his mad schemes!"||"That evil wizard's time spells sent a ripple through the fabric of balance. I am glad he is no longer at large!"|
|Recipe for Disaster: Another Cook's Quest||"I helped the Lumbridge cook prepare a centennial feast in the castle banquet hall. Aris froze the council members in time to stop an evil magician from the past. This gave me time to hunt down some special recipes to protect them."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Defeating the Culinaromancer||"I gave the Culinaromancer his just desserts and the Duke's party can go on unhindered."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing Evil Dave||"I freed Evil Dave."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing King Awowogei||"I freed King Awowogei."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing Pirate Pete||"I freed Pirate Pete."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing Sir Amik Varze||"I freed Sir Amik Varze."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing Skrach Uglogwee||"I freed Skrach Uglogwee."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing the Goblin generals||"I freed the Goblin generals."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing the Lumbridge Sage||"I freed the Lumbridge Sage."|
|Recipe for Disaster: Freeing the Mountain dwarf||"I freed Vestri the Mountain dwarf."|
|Recruitment Drive||"...So I figured out their weird puzzles, and the Temple Knights asked me to join as an initiate member!"||"I have heard tales of these 'Temple Knights' from many years past. Be wary, their motivations are not what they might lead you to believe."|
|Regicide||"...I returned to tell King Lathas that the assassination was successful, and he rewarded me."|
|The Restless Ghost||"...and once I returned the skull, the ghost was able to rest."||"A strange attachment to an item that has no use after one's death."|
|Ritual of the Mahjarrat||"...and, after the dragonkin killed Lucien, we hid the Stone of Jas again."||"It is good that the stone is once more hidden away, but the damage has been done. Lucien was dangerous, but these dragonkin could end up destroying everything."|
|River of Blood||"...and so my adventure with the Myreque in Morytania has finally reached its titanic conclusion. Many have died, many more have suffered, but I emerged victorious from those dark lands."||"I can't help but notice that your journey ended as it began...with King Roald in Varrock. To think your humble search for a priest in peril could end at the brink of war between Misthalin and Morytania."|
|Rocking Out||"...And that was how I heard the tale of the death of Rabid Jack the pirate."||"The lives of pirates often make for good tales."|
|Romeo & Juliet (Removed)||"...I gave the message to Romeo, but he misunderstood, so they never were together."||"Never was there a story of more woe that this of Juliet and her Romeo."|
|Roving Elves||"...and when I planted the shard it grew into a crystal tree!"|
|Royal Trouble||"...I showed that the war was based on a misunderstanding, and now Miscellania and Etceteria are at peace again!"||
"War? What is it good for?"
To which you reply: "Absolutely nothing."
|Rum Deal||"...so that was how I helped keep the zombie pirates drunk!"||"Drunken zombie pirates? What is the world coming to?"|
|Rune Mechanics||"...So Clerval and I successfully made a Rune Guardian pet."||"Hmm, be careful of such powers - they are better left with the gods."|
|Rune Mysteries||"...so Ariane and I trapped the anomalies in the ruins beneath the Wizards' Tower, but we didn't find out who had released them or what they were."||"I fear that some things are best left in the past."|
|Rune Mysteries (historical) (Removed)||"...So, I brought Aubury's notes to Sedridor the head wizard and, from then on, I was able to mine rune essence."||"So, the mortals above have discovered magic once more? Very interesting."|
|Salt in the Wound||"...and, when I awoke, the queen was dead and the villagers of Witchaven were free."||"This just goes to show the power of teamwork."|
|Scorpion Catcher||"...I would never have thought that three scorpions would take that long to find!"|
|Sea Slug||"...and that was how I rescued Caroline's family from the sea slugs."|
|Shades of Mort'ton||"...so Mort'ton returned pretty much to normal and I was able to put the shades to rest."|
|Shadow of the Storm||"...Denath was Agrith-Naar all along! But I managed to summon the demon again and slay him."||"Agrith-Naar was one of the demons my master banished at the end of the great war. It seems he found a way to work around the ban on direct intervention."|
|A Shadow over Ashdale||"...I defeated Agoroth, the crassians' leader, and freed the villagers."||"There are many fell terrors sleeping beneath the surface of the world. The people of Ashdale are fortunate to have such a protector."|
|Sheep Herder||"...so the sheep were safely killed and incinerated."|
|Sheep Shearer||"Out of sheer hard work, I managed to shear some sheep for farmer Fred. Then I got in a spin and created some balls of wool."|
|Shield of Arrav||"...so that's how I helped return the Shield of Arrav."|
|Shilo Village||"...so, what Rashiliyia wanted all along was to be reunited with her son in the afterlife."|
|Sliske's Endgame||"...and that was how the Stone of Jas was destroyed and Sliske met his end."||"As a Guardian I must remain on the side on balance, however I am not sad that Sliske is dead."|
|The Slug Menace||"...when I told Sir Tiffy that I had accidentally freed the Mother Mallum, he promoted me to the rank of Proselyte within the Temple Knights."||"That was a strange response to such an unfortunate event. But the motives of the Temple Knights have always been incomprehensibly unbalanced."|
|Smoking Kills||"...who would have thought there were so many monsters down the well in Pollnivneach?"||"You will find that monsters can hide in the most surprising of places. Indeed, those with friendly faces can be the closest things to a monster. Be most careful in your desert adventures."|
|Some Like it Cold||"...and then the egg hatched and a baby penguin came out. You should have seen the look on Larry's face."||"Larry's path was never an easy one, but this will complicate matters.|
|Song from the Depths||"...so the souls of the sleeping people were returned but Remora, the Siren, was killed by the Queen Black Dragon during our escape."||"Well, at least her death will prevent the Queen from growing stronger stealing other people's souls."|
|A Soul's Bane||"...so I defeated all of the monsters in Tolna's subconscious and he escaped from the rift."||"The most fearsome monsters are to be found in the darkness of our own minds.|
|Spirit of Summer||"...I trapped the Spirit Beast and the family could talk again, but they said I had only made it more powerful."||"I have heard of that Spirit Beast. You did very well to even survive your encounter with it."|
|Spirits of the Elid||"...so it turned out that the people of Nardah were dying of thirst because the spirits of the Elid had cursed them for turning away from their goddess."||"It is a terrible thing for people to turn away from their religion. I think the spirits taught the town a lesson."|
|Spiritual Enlightenment||"I climbed the path to enlightenment on the island of Aminishi."|
|Stolen Hearts||"...but Ozan and I were caught trying to steal the diamond, and while we were trying to convice the emir to trade it for his son, his own heart gave out!"||"Life is full of little ironies, but do not presume such coincidences are without deliberate cause."|
|Summer's End||"...and after I defeated the Spirit Beast, Summer and her family were finally able to die."||"The balance of life and death have been restored. It is good."|
|Swan Song||"...so the Wise Old Man said it was time for him to retire, and he left the colony and went home. He taught me a lot, but he wouldn't let me have his hat!"||
"A hat is just a hat, <insert name here>."
To which you reply: "Grrr!"
|Swept Away||"...And that was how I helped the witches prepare their goulash."|
|Tai Bwo Wannai Trio||"...so, that was how I helped the people of Tai Bwo Wannai return."|
|A Tail of Two Cats||"...now Bob and Neite are very happy together!"||"Bob the cat? I have heard of that strange creature, but have never been able to fathom him. It is no small achievement for you to be able to."|
|Tales of the God Wars||"I discovered tales of the rivalries between the faction generals within the Heart of Gielinor."|
|The Tale of the Muspah||"...And so, with Jhallan hibernating again, I had managed to get a trophy for Erjolf."||"I must ponder whether your actions have interfered with balance or preserved it. Perhaps there is too little information to decide yet."|
|Tales of Nomad||"I experienced the stories of Nomad's genesis by exploring cryptic and static scenes from his past."|
|The Temple at Senntisten||"...And with the communication portal restored, Azzanadra could talk to Zaros again."||
"Finally the order shifts towards balance again. You know, of course, that Zamorak is merely a pretender-god. For a mortal to assume such power is really not good for balance."
(after The World Wakes) To which you reply "What do you mean, a pretender-god? Didn't Guthix gain his power in the same way?"
To which Juna replies "Guthix gained his power through honest means. He was unaware of what his actions would achieve. Zamorak, however, had unbalanced intentions that cannot be respected."
|Temple of Ikov (Helping Lucien)||"...Lucien said that the Staff of Armadyl I gave him had made him more powerful."|
|Temple of Ikov (Against Lucien)||"I refused to give Lucien the Staff of Armadyl and had to fight him."|
|Thok It To 'Em (saga)||"I listened to the first saga of Thok, the Daemonheim skillcape owner (but not wearer). He told a tall tale, of charging through a dungeon filled with huge beasts, all in the name of family, love and a fondness for killing creatures in surprisingly novel ways."|
|Thok Your Block Off||"I listened to the second saga of Thok, the Master of Dungeoneering, as he attempted to defeat his brother in a battle of brawn."|
|Throne of Miscellania||"...So that was how I became King/Queen of Miscellania!"|
|Three's Company (saga)||"I listened to Skaldrun's saga of Sir Owen, Ariane and Ozan's mission into Daemonheim in search of a criminal who had escaped their clutches."|
|TokTz-Ket-Dill||"...and that's how I defeated the TokTz-Ket-Dill and helped to write a Tzhaar play."||"I wish I could have seen your play, <insert name here>. I am always glad to hear your stories."|
|Tortle Combat||"I helped some tortles set up a dojo in Varrock Sewers."|
|The Tourist Trap||"...Ana wasn't too happy to be cooped up in that barrel! But at least I got her out of the mining camp."|
|Tower of Life||"...So, it turned out that the alchemists had created a Homunculus - a mixture of logic and magic."||"Ah, that is good. New forms of life should always be created according to a balance between different principles."|
|Tree Gnome Village||"..And King Bolren thanked me for defeating the warlord and returning the orbs to the gnome people."|
|Tribal Totem||"...I returned the totem and the Rantuki tribe rewarded me for my help."|
|Troll Romance||"...so Ug and Aga lived happily ever after."|
|Troll Stronghold||"...and, after I rescued Godric, Dunstan gave me two magic lamps as a reward!"|
|Tuai Leit's Own||"I explored the island of Tuai Leit in search of a cure for Ekahi."|
|Underground Pass||"...I don't know who put all those traps in the underground pass!"|
|Vampyre Slayer||"...And once the vampyre was dead, the people of Draynor no longer lived in fear."|
|Vengeance||"I listened to Skaldrun's saga of a vengeful, poisoned forgotten warrior."|
|Violet is Blue||"...and that was how I managed to escort Violet across the Land of Snow to the festival."||"What an uplifting tale! A shame you don't bring me more like these."|
|Violet is Blue Too||"With the help of Violet, we found the missing snow imp and helped save Yeti town by getting new Christmas decorations and managed to decorate the town in time for Christmas day."|
|A Void Dance||"...and on finally tracking down the missing Void Leech, I dealt with it appropriately."||"Your decisions and choices are a matter for your own conscience."|
|The Void Stares Back||"...so I defeated the Pest Queen, but lost a good friend."||"The knights have not stood united for a very long time."|
|Wanted!||"...and, after I finally managed to track him down, let me tell you, that Solus Dellagar was almost as powerful as he was insane!"||"Yes, it seems he sacrificed his sanity for power. Power often comes with a cost, and the highest cost is often the one you do not inmediately see."|
|Wandering Ga'al||"I found a Ga'al explorer who disappeared thanks to a very specific set of circumstances. Whomever conceived of them must surely possess a heart of gall."|
|Watchtower||"...and with the shield generator working, the ogres could never threaten Yanille again."|
|Waterfall Quest||"...And that was how I retrieved the Chalice of Eternity from the waterfall."|
|What Lies Below||"...but after I defeated King Roald, Rat was able to remove Surok's mind control spell from him."||"I see the servants of Zamorak still play their part in balancing the world between good and evil."|
|What's Mine is Yours||"...and that was how I convinced Doric to go back into business."||"An uplifting story; I wish you the best in your future ventures."|
|While Guthix Sleeps||"...But Lucien took the Stone of Jas and teleported away!"||"You should know better than to interfere. Without your involvement, the stone would still rest where my master had put it. But good may yet come of this. We shall see."|
|Witch's House||"...All that trouble just to get a ball out of someone's garden!"||"It is often hard to know how long a task will take when we begin it."|
|Witch's Potion (Removed)||"...And once I got her all the ingredients, Hetty's potion increased my magical power!"||"I see you are on your way to becoming strong in the magical arts."|
|Witch's Potion (miniquest)||"I've got the makings of a top-class witch! I created a witch's brew with a little help from Hetty."|
|Within the Light||"...And that's what happened within the light.||"It must have taken great power to contain such an area within light itself. Intriguing."|
|Wolf Whistle||"...And that was how I managed to stop the trolls from making druid soup."|
|Wolf Whistle (historical) (Removed)||"...And that was how I learned the secrets of summoning."|
|The World Wakes||...But it was too late. Sliske had struck the killing blow. Before Guthix died, he showed me what the world will be like if the gods return, and gave me power to defend against them.||"These events have paved the way for a new age. Guthix's death removed the edicts from this world, allowing the gods to return. You must remember what he told you, <insert name here>."|
|You Are It||"...and that was how I overcame the curse of the wishbringer and restored Uri.||"Charos's trinkets appear to have more power than we had previously suspected."|
|Zogre Flesh Eaters||"...Those Zogres were disgusting! But I learned how to fight them with brutal arrows and disease balm."||"Zombie Ogres!? Some of the foulest creatures of Zamorak. In the great wars, the zogre armies would repel the forces of Saradomin with their stench alone."|
- ^ If a player switches their gender after the quest, the player will say their current gender instead of the one used to marry in the quest, despite the fact that the NPC the player marries to recognises that the player is a different gender.