Grey Rocky thing What Looked Like A Rock But Not A Rock

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Grey Rocky thing What Looked Like A Rock But Not A Rock (called Grey for short by other trolls) is one of the trolls Ug mentions in Postbag from the Hedge issue 25 as an example of trolls the reader may not have heard of, alongside Himself and Mister Please No Don't Eat Me.

Ug notes in the Postbag that some trolls are named after what the first thing they ate looked like, if trolls don't know what it is or if it did not make any sounds, suggesting that Grey Rocky thing What Looked Like A Rock But Not A Rock's name is the description of whatever rock-like thing he ate as a child.