Goodbye, RS Wiki! I got 200M farming XP and that was the last thing I really cared about in RS, so now it's time to move on.
Of course I also cared about the chat and people here. I will miss many of you. Alternatively being a part of the lovely chat and being a lovable troll really gave life to the past few years of my playing RS.
For those of you who knew me here, I hope you miss me. Or at least remember me. For those of you who didn't, this is all you need to know about me: I was right most of the time, even if it took a few threads to realize it. As a corollary, sometimes what you say is as important as how you say it. Also, being a dick is kind of fun sometimes when the stakes are low. Try it some time.
TO THAT END: I have a lot of money to give away. As recompense for the wiki's indulgence of this thread, I'll give 75M to it, c/o Gaz to administer as he sees fit. I will also give 50M to whoever picks their favorite thing I did on this wiki and explains why it is their favorite. It can also be the worst thing I did if you explain why it was the worst. I will pick my two favorite. I will also give 25M to whoever tells me the best joke, RS-related or not.
20:37, October 2, 2014 (UTC)
- Request for closure - Even though I am happy for your 200M Farming archivement, you should know that the Yew Grove is not for this sort of topic... --WINE OF GOOD HEALTH (Actually Stinko) 21:08, October 2, 2014 (UTC)
My favorite - thing you have done is that time you edited my userpage without asking 50m pls22:45, October 2, 2014 (UTC)
Support - My favorite thing you've done is not giving a fuck in general. For instance, making this thread when you knew that people would bitch about it not belonging on the YG. Also being just enough of a troll that I hated you when I was 12.--Cheers,23:45, October 2, 2014 (UTC)
Closed - While I, and many others, will miss you, I'm sure you understand that this is not the place to comment on your farewell. Feel free to host this competition in your userspace, on RS, or elsewhere (or in my opinion, keep the money. You'll be back on RS, trust me). Remember that the Yew Grove is about changes for the Wiki. Good luck in life and again congratulations on 200M farming xp :) Haidro 09:57, October 4, 2014 (UTC)