Drunken Dwarf v. The People

Walkthrough

Overview	The Drunken dwarf is accused of accosting Botros and throwing rocks at him.
Release date	9 June 2010
Length	Short
Requirements	None
Parties involved	Drunken dwarf Botros
Items used	None
Experience	5,000 in any combat skill
Reward	20 gold stone spirit, kebab and 1 Mystery box

Pre-trial

Before entering the courtroom, follow these steps:

• Read through the three case reports.
  • Analyse the fingerprints. Select and confirm a match with the dwarf's print.

Trial

Enter the courtroom. From this point onwards, the actions you must perform diverge based on whether you are prosecuting or defending. Follow the steps from the appropriate section below.

Prosecution

• Present the fingerprint as evidence. This will only be successful if the print was identified.
• Present the beer glass as evidence. Say "It was found on the dwarf at time of arrest."
• Call the victim to the stand. Ask him about the "Attack."
• Direct the closing statement at the young woman.

Defence

• Present the kebab as evidence. Say "The dwarf likes to hand out kebabs."
• Call the victim to the stand. Ask him "Can you tell us about your skilling habits?"
• Call the kebab seller to the stand. Ask him "Have you seen the Drunken Dwarf attack anyone?"
• Direct the closing statement at the miner.

Rewards

• 5,000 experience combat XP lamp
• 20 gold stone spirit
• Kebab
• Mystery box

Gallery

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  Drunken Dwarf vs The People scroll

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  Case fingerprints

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  Case Report 1, page 1

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  Case Report 1, page 2

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  Case Report 2, page 1

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  Case Report 2, page 2

Transcript

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Update history

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• patch 11 March 2019 (Update):
  • The Drunken Dwarf vs The People court case reward text now correctly displays 20x gold stone spirits instead of 20x gold ore.

• update 9 June 2010 (Update):
  • Added to game.

Trivia

• Botros, whose name is an anagram of 'Robots', has the appearance of a bot. He claims that he was attacked by the Drunken Dwarf while he was skilling, and often talks in leetspeak. When the player is defending in that case, it is revealed (in possibly one of the biggest examples of Jagex breaking the fourth wall) that he was AFK at the time of the attack.