Cow1337killr

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Cow1337killr is a player spoof of an adventurer that makes numerous appearances in RuneScape.

History[edit | edit source]

Early History[edit | edit source]

Cow1337 is a human adventurer who mostly trained on cows for reasons unknown. His fellow adventurers laughed at him for killing only cows, who he has grudges with for reasons unknown.

In Morytania[edit | edit source]

The following takes place during Animal Magnetism.

After learning of undead cows in Morytania, Cow1337killr made his way to Alice's farm to kill the cows there. He trespassed on their property and killed Bessie before focusing on a Sneaky undead fowl; however, he missed, but his attempt to kill it resulted in Alice's husband catching it for the adventurer.

A Memorial[edit | edit source]

The following takes place during Festival of the Dead.

The same adventurer would eventually head to the TzHaar Fight Pits in order to save TzHaar-Mej-Jeh's Ga'al to no avail. Unbeknownst to them, Cow1337killr's fellow adventurers had also attended for a good fight but inexplicably died for good in the ensuing fiasco. When Father Joakim set up the memorial for the Fight Pit warriors, Cow1337killr attended, laughing at them and calling them noobs as they were the only ones who could somehow die in a safe arena, although he did not want to meet whoever killed them, who was the same adventurer he had unknowingly met before. Regardless of the adventurer's decision, Cow1337killr did not mind their presence as long as he wasn't getting killed. He also gave a brief summary about his fallen adventurers to the assembled group.

Flashback[edit | edit source]

The following takes place during Once Upon a Time in Gielinor: Flashback.

Cow1337killr appears in altered memories created by Relomia during her interpretation of Animal Magnetism, killing many cows before he focuses on Ava and the World Guardian.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

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Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • "Cow1337killr" translates to "Cow elite killer" in leetspeak.
  • Cow1337killr, along with other player spoofs did not receive a graphical update following Evolution of Combat.
  • He wields a non-updated version of the Dharok's greataxe that has a rune colouration.
  • He has made the following appearances:
    • Before the tour's removal, Cow1337killr could also be found in the Rellekka Hunter area catching Cerulean Twitches during the Gnomecopter Tours.
    • He can also be seen in RuneScape's "Vote NO, RuneScape Free Trade & the Wilderness" YouTube video, with a collection of other npcs.
    • He is one of the senders of medium parcels.
    • He appears during Flashback in a memory of Animal Magnetism that was altered by Relomia, where he may attack Ava, the player, or some undead cows that suddenly appear.