Cow1337killr

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Cow1337killr
Release date	12 December 2006 (Update)
Combat level	123
Race	Human
Members	Yes
Quest NPC	No
Location(s)	Alice's farm; formerly in Trollweiss and Rellekka Hunting area before the removal of the Gnomecopter Tours
Sells items	No
Gender	Male
Actions	Examine
Examine	• A player. • He hates cows SO much. • He hates cows so much.
Advanced data
NPC ID	5210, 15933, 27777
Links	MRND
Infobox • Talk page

Cow1337killr is a player spoof of an adventurer that makes numerous appearances in RuneScape.

History

Early History

Cow1337 is a human adventurer who mostly trained on cows for reasons unknown. His fellow adventurers laughed at him for killing only cows, who he has grudges with for reasons unknown.

In Morytania

After learning of undead cows in Morytania, Cow1337killr made his way to Alice's farm to kill the cows there. He trespassed on their property and killed Bessie before focusing on a Sneaky undead fowl; however, he missed, but his attempt to kill it resulted in Alice's husband catching it for the adventurer.

A Memorial

The same adventurer would eventually head to the TzHaar Fight Pits in order to save TzHaar-Mej-Jeh's Ga'al to no avail. Unbeknownst to them, Cow1337killr's fellow adventurers had also attended for a good fight but inexplicably died for good in the ensuing fiasco. When Father Joakim set up the memorial for the Fight Pit warriors, Cow1337killr attended, laughing at them and calling them noobs as they were the only ones who could somehow die in a safe arena, although he did not want to meet whoever killed them, who was the same adventurer he had unknowingly met before. Regardless of the adventurer's decision, Cow1337killr did not mind their presence as long as he wasn't getting killed. He also gave a brief summary about his fallen adventurers to the assembled group.

Flashback

Cow1337killr appears in altered memories created by Relomia during her interpretation of Animal Magnetism, killing many cows before he focuses on Ava and the World Guardian.

Dialogue

Transcripts Cow1337killr speaks in:

• Animal Magnetism
• Festival of the Dead
• Once Upon a Time in Gielinor: Flashback

Update history

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• update 12 December 2006 (Update):
  • Added to game.

Trivia

• "Cow1337killr" translates to "Cow elite killer" in leetspeak.
• Cow1337killr, along with other player spoofs did not receive a graphical update following Evolution of Combat.
• He wields a non-updated version of the Dharok's greataxe that has a rune colouration.
• He has made the following appearances:
  • Before the tour's removal, Cow1337killr could also be found in the Rellekka Hunter area catching Cerulean Twitches during the Gnomecopter Tours.
  • He can also be seen in RuneScape's "Vote NO, RuneScape Free Trade & the Wilderness" YouTube video, with a collection of other npcs.
  • He is one of the senders of medium parcels.
  • He appears during Flashback in a memory of Animal Magnetism that was altered by Relomia, where he may attack Ava, the player, or some undead cows that suddenly appear.