The Christmas cracker joke was an item obtained from the big cracker pull in Lumbridge crater during the 2014 Christmas event. It could be read to hear a pun. Each joke was a different item and they did not stack with different jokes in the bank.
|How do bandosians enter a boss room aggressively?
||They use the Graar-door!
|How do you gain entry to the home of the monkeys?
||You have to pay the Apes Atoll!
|How does Santa defeat Vorago?
||He uses the Maul of Snowmens.
|What do you do if you can't kill a boss?
||Move onto the Nex one!
|What quest ended with a raffle and a bouncy castle?
||Fête of the Gods!
|What's the Elder God's favorite music?
|Which boss monster would you most likely find in a workshop?
||A rack o'saws!
|Why couldn't the ranger kill Nex?
||He didn't bring Za-ryte bow!
|Why do people try to mine the Barrows?
||To get to Dha-rocks!
|Why does Vorago eat shark and shrimp pizza?
||Because he likes the size mix!
|Why is the elven marketplace always sad?
||It's full of cry-stalls!
- The punchline "A rack o'saws!" only works in non-rhotic accents, in which an 'r' after a vowel and not preceding another vowel is dropped. Thus, the pronunciation of the boss "Araxxor" might be pronounced like "A rack saw" in a non-rhotic accent. For speakers with rhoticity, this joke would not make much sense because "Araxxor" would be pronounced "A rack sar/sore"