Christmas cracker joke
|Christmas cracker joke|
|Release||1 December 2014 (Update)|
|Removal||5 January 2015 (Update)|
|Stacks in bank||No|
|You know this is going to be good!|
|Links||MRID • recipe|
|FAQ • doc|
The Christmas cracker joke was an item obtained from the big cracker pull in Lumbridge crater during the 2014 Christmas event. It could be read to hear a pun. Each joke was a different item and they did not stack with different jokes in the bank.
Jokes[edit | edit source]
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|How do bandosians enter a boss room aggressively?||They use the Graar-door!|
|How do you gain entry to the home of the monkeys?||You have to pay the Apes Atoll!|
|How does Santa defeat Vorago?||He uses the Maul of Snowmens.|
|What do you do if you can't kill a boss?||Move onto the Nex one!|
|What quest ended with a raffle and a bouncy castle?||Fête of the Gods!|
|What's the Elder God's favorite music?||Jazz!|
|Which boss monster would you most likely find in a workshop?||A rack o'saws!|
|Why couldn't the ranger kill Nex?||He didn't bring Za-ryte bow!|
|Why do people try to mine the Barrows?||To get to Dha-rocks!|
|Why does Vorago eat shark and shrimp pizza?||Because he likes the size mix!|
|Why is the elven marketplace always sad?||It's full of cry-stalls!|
Update history[edit | edit source]
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Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The punchline "A rack o'saws!" only works in non-rhotic accents, in which an 'r' after a vowel and not preceding another vowel is dropped. Thus, the pronunciation of the boss "Araxxor" might be pronounced like "A rack saw" in a non-rhotic accent. For speakers with rhoticity, this joke would not make much sense because "Araxxor" would be pronounced "A rack sar/sore"