According to Postie Pete in Postbag from the Hedge 32, out of the only beings who could respond to a letter about RuneScape High Detail, three are bordering on mad, one is too busy bartending, another is possibly fictional and the rest are gods. As such, the Chaos Elemental responded:
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A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault. Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree.
Two seasons in quick succession? That’s the work of rockhopper. I saw him a minute ago...singing Hollywood, Flesh and Blood. Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow. Stir a vodka nutcracker, and find something hidden in the near raving. The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game.
Nothing can save him: simulated udder. Clue in Growth Journal shows a culprit. Guaranteed slimes sing, or am I just repeating myself?
Parties swarm like it's 1915.
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| — Shoelaces Lament [1]
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Update
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| A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault
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Charles Perrault was famous for writing fairy tales, this is a hint to the detail update being given to Zanaris
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A Fairy Tale Part III – Battle at Orks Rift
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| Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree.
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Smothering yeti was anagram for Meeting History, which began in the outpost. May also refer to Nial Swiftfling, the brother of the Neitiznot king, who was turned into a yeti, as seen in Glorious Memories.
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Meeting History/Glorious Memories
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| Two seasons in quick succession?
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Spirit of Summer and Summer's End
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Spirit of Summer/Summer's End
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| That’s the work of rockhopper.
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Penguin Hide and Seek
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Distractions and Diversions
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| Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow.
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Probably Balthazar Beauregard's Big Top Bonanza
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Distractions and Diversions
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| And find something hidden in the near raving.
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You can find "neAR RAVing" in the sentence, likely referring to Arrav and the Defender of Varrock quest
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Defender of Varrock
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| The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game.
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Hinting towards The Great Orb Project. During Centrifugal is an anagram for Runecrafting Guild
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Runecrafting Guild and Game - For All Players!
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| Parties swarm like it's 1915
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The Party Room moved to Falador.
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King's Ransom
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- ^ Jagex. Postbag 32 - "Transcript:*sips tea*", Letter 6, by Shoelaces Lament. RuneScape Postbags from the Hedge.