Beating Your Meat

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Beating Your Meat is an achievement that requires the player to use a meat tenderiser on a Super Cow. The tenderiser can be bought on the Grand Exchange, bypassing the need to complete Recipe for Disaster to buy it from the Culinaromancer's Chest. Killing the Super Cow with the tenderiser will not complete the achievement; the tenderiser must be used on the super cow from the inventory.

The typical spawn rate for a Super Cow is 1 in 1,000, so it is recommended to be on a Slayer assignment, where an elite monster spawn is guaranteed. The only Slayer Masters who assign cows are Turael, Spria, and Jacquelyn. The chance of getting a cow assignment is increased on free-to-play worlds. Additionally, a cow assignment can be forced with the use of the Slayer master cape perk.

Using a meat tenderiser on a super cow results in the following chat dialogue: Yeah... I don't think that's right.

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  • The achievement name is a reference to a common euphemism for male masturbation.