Aunt Poyson

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Aunt Poyson, or Auntie Poyson, is the aunt of Postie Pete first mentioned in February 2011's Postbag from the Hedge. She has provided Postie Pete with help when he has had romantic troubles in the past. According to Postie Pete, Aunt Poyson has helped him to avoid an abyssal stalker, get out of a date with the Oracle, and taught him about the terrorbirds and the bees.

Family tree

Aunt Poyson

Mrs. Pete

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete

Party Pete

Parroty Pete

Postie Pete

Parcel Pete

Pious Pete

Pirate Pete

Pumpkin Pete

Prison Pete