A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan
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A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan only appears during events and may not be currently found in game. |
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan is a note with a mis-fortune obtained from The Mighty Zoltan machine at the Spring Fayre.
All mis-fortunes started with "The great Zoltan speaks!" This was followed by the message and finally a small disclaimer: "All fortunes are final and cannot be returned. Terms and conditions apply."
Collecting all tickets did not unlock any titles.[1]
| Number | Mis-fortune | GE price |
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 1
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When you're on top of the world it's all downhill from there. | 39 |
 2
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What if you've already peaked? | 29 |
 3
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Some people are always the worst dressed in the room. | 27 |
 4
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To avoid criticism do nothing. | 27 |
 5
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All things have an end. | 27 |
 6
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Abandon all hope. | 24 |
 7
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Keep your expectations reasonable. | 25 |
 8
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Today is the youngest you will ever be. | 24 |
 9
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The first step towards failure is trying. | 29 |
 10
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Just because you're unique doesn't mean you are useful. | 31 |
 11
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What doesn't break you today will try again tomorrow. | 26 |
 12
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Change isn't always good. | 24 |
 13
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If at first you don't succeed, give up. | 25 |
 14
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There is always a 'U' in failure. | 21 |
 15
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Life is like a circle; pointless. | 27 |
 16
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You look like a Dungeoneering floor, because everyone will abandon you. | 27 |
 17
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Nothing interesting happens. | 33 |
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- Misfortune 3 was changed from "You will die alone and poorly dressed." to "Some people are always the worst dressed in the room." within a day of release.
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