A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan

A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan only appears during events and may not be currently found in game.

A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan is a note with a mis-fortune obtained from The Mighty Zoltan machine at the Spring Fayre.

All mis-fortunes started with "The great Zoltan speaks!" This was followed by the message and finally a small disclaimer: "All fortunes are final and cannot be returned. Terms and conditions apply."

Collecting all tickets did not unlock any titles.

Number	Mis-fortune	GE price
1	When you're on top of the world it's all downhill from there.	41
2	What if you've already peaked?	29
3	Some people are always the worst dressed in the room.	29
4	To avoid criticism do nothing.	27
5	All things have an end.	27
6	Abandon all hope.	25
7	Keep your expectations reasonable.	25
8	Today is the youngest you will ever be.	24
9	The first step towards failure is trying.	29
10	Just because you're unique doesn't mean you are useful.	33
11	What doesn't break you today will try again tomorrow.	26
12	Change isn't always good.	24
13	If at first you don't succeed, give up.	25
14	There is always a 'U' in failure.	21
15	Life is like a circle; pointless.	27
16	You look like a Dungeoneering floor, because everyone will abandon you.	27
17	Nothing interesting happens.	33

Update history

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• update 24 April 2017 (Update):
  • Added to game.

Trivia

• Misfortune 3 was changed from "You will die alone and poorly dressed." to "Some people are always the worst dressed in the room." within a day of release.