A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan

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A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan only appears during events and may not be currently found in game.

A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan is a note with a mis-fortune obtained from The Mighty Zoltan machine at the Spring Fayre.

All mis-fortunes started with "The great Zoltan speaks!" This was followed by the message and finally a small disclaimer: "All fortunes are final and cannot be returned. Terms and conditions apply."

Collecting all tickets did not unlock any titles.[1]

Number Mis-fortune GE price
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (1/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (1/17)1 When you're on top of the world it's all downhill from there. 37
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (2/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (2/17)2 What if you've already peaked? 29
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (3/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (3/17)3 Some people are always the worst dressed in the room. 27
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (4/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (4/17)4 To avoid criticism do nothing. 25
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (5/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (5/17)5 All things have an end. 25
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (6/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (6/17)6 Abandon all hope. 24
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (7/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (7/17)7 Keep your expectations reasonable. 25
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (8/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (8/17)8 Today is the youngest you will ever be. 24
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (9/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (9/17)9 The first step towards failure is trying. 27
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (10/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (10/17)10 Just because you're unique doesn't mean you are useful. 31
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (11/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (11/17)11 What doesn't break you today will try again tomorrow. 24
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (12/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (12/17)12 Change isn't always good. 24
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (13/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (13/17)13 If at first you don't succeed, give up. 25
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (14/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (14/17)14 There is always a 'U' in failure. 21
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (15/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (15/17)15 Life is like a circle; pointless. 25
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (16/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (16/17)16 You look like a Dungeoneering floor, because everyone will abandon you. 27
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (17/17).png: RS3 Inventory image of A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan (17/17)17 Nothing interesting happens. 31

Update history[edit | edit source]

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  • hotfix 2 May 2017 (Update):
    • 24/04, 14:02 UTC: Zoltan Mis-fortune 3/17 has been reworked.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Misfortune 3 was changed from "You will die alone and poorly dressed." to "Some people are always the worst dressed in the room." within a day of release.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. ^ Mod Kalaya. "Spring Fayre." 24-Apr-2017 12:37:32. RuneScape Forums. Archived from the original on 25-04-2017.